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Here is something a little different: I am going to share some of my privacy. Here are some of the bullshit emails I have been getting and my thoughts on the issue. I would also like to thank Yahoo for their intelligent spam filtering protocol:
Subject: meet someone that will take your breath away My Thoughts: the Marlboro girl ???Subject: Meet local singles My Thoughts: Well, I can go to the bar and meet 3 of them: Jennifer, Jennifer, and Jennifer....Subject: How to obtain longer, harder erections Subject: buy now Viagra (Sildenafil) 50mg x 60 pills My Thoughts: Obviously, they do not know me as I do not have these problemsSubject: Microsoft Office ready to download My Thoughts: Yes, I already know that. It is called Bit Torrent.Subject: I wanted to break up a rival's relationship by having sex with his/her partner. My Thoughts: How is that working for ya ?Subject: Drop up to 20 pounds in a day My Thoughts: That would kill me in 5 days.Subject: This site can help you start feeling better right away! My Thoughts: A few sites do that. To my surprise this was not pornographic: the site was trying to sell herbal products.
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